Rule number 8

MADDIE SAW SOME MAN'S WEE WEE ON THE METROOOOOO
Rule number 8. DO NOT under any circumstances whatsoever, sit next to the smelly bum on the metro. I was NOT present for this adventure, thankthelordjesus, so instead i'll insert a blurb from Maddie's blog and so she doesn't get pissed you can read her blog too at binksinparis.blogspot.com. Here:

On the Metro (train) back from classes my friend Alex and I sat in the back of the train because there were like 8 seats. I was thinking, "Why isn't anyone sitting back here? Why are they standing if there are empty seats?" As soon as we sat down I figured it out.... this was more than just a woke-up-late-couldn't-shower-scent. This was more along the lines of too-poor-to-pay-for-water-scent. It was awful. He was dirty. And out of the corner of my eye I see rapid movement, so out of reflex I turn to look, and he is practically displaying it for Alex and I to see. gahhhhh..... it was revolting.

Always remember rule number 8.